Songwriting

Songwriter and Musician Jokes

by Marty Dodson
Apr 17, 2017

I thought we’d have a little fun today.  Here are some of the songwriting and musician jokes that circulate in the pro songwriting community.  I thought you might enjoy them and pass them along to your friends.

Joke #1

What do you call a songwriter without a significant other?

Answer: Homeless

Joke #2

What sound does a banjo make when you thrown it in a dumpster?

Answer: (Sound of hands clapping)

Joke #3

What’s the difference in a fiddle and a violin?

Answer:  Who cares?  Neither one is a guitar

Joke #4

What do you do when your favorite local band’s drummer knocks on your door?

Answer: Pay him for the pizza

Joke #5

What do you do when a bass player is drowning?

Answer: Throw him his amp

Joke #6

What’s the difference between an accordion and an onion?

Answer: No one cries when you chop up an accordion

Joke #7

What do you say to a guitar player in a 3 piece suit?

Answer: Will the defendant please rise

Joke #8

What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

Answer: A drummer

Joke #9

How does the lead singer of a successful band change a light bulb?

Answer: He just holds on as the world revolves around him

Hope you enjoyed a laugh or two.  SongTown is all about having fun WHILE we challenge each other to write better songs.

Write on! ~Marty

Marty Dodson

Marty Dodson

Marty Dodson is a multi-hit songwriter, co-founder of SongTown, and co-author of  The Songwriter’s Guide To Mastering Cowriting and Song Building: Mastering Lyric Writing

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