by Marty Dodson
Apr 17, 2017
I thought we’d have a little fun today. Here are some of the songwriting and musician jokes that circulate in the pro songwriting community. I thought you might enjoy them and pass them along to your friends.
What do you call a songwriter without a significant other?
What sound does a banjo make when you thrown it in a dumpster?
Answer: (Sound of hands clapping)
What’s the difference in a fiddle and a violin?
Answer: Who cares? Neither one is a guitar
What do you do when your favorite local band’s drummer knocks on your door?
Answer: Pay him for the pizza
What do you do when a bass player is drowning?
Answer: Throw him his amp
What’s the difference between an accordion and an onion?
Answer: No one cries when you chop up an accordion
What do you say to a guitar player in a 3 piece suit?
Answer: Will the defendant please rise
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
Answer: A drummer
How does the lead singer of a successful band change a light bulb?
Answer: He just holds on as the world revolves around him
Hope you enjoyed a laugh or two. SongTown is all about having fun WHILE we challenge each other to write better songs.
Write on! ~Marty
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